Bread

Last night nature called... So I called out nature.

Sock

When you're at a public toilet and there's no TP then it's life or death. Thats where looking like an idiot with only one sock for the rest of the day is well worth it...

Creek

No solid objects needed (except the ones coming from your arse...)

Eucalyptus leaves

Yes! Koalas do it and I've done it too :)

Hand

Don't tell me you havent done it...

Newspaper

And lots of it, always handy in the back of the ute in the farm days...

Rick Astley Cd Cover

Yes i know what youre thinking. "But it has no texture. How the hell does one use that to wipe ones arse with?"

Use the edge.